Jail Survival Tips

Do not trust or accept anything from anyone including the guards – noone’s your friend
Do not snitch on anyone
When going to the bathroom, take your pants off completely – it’s harder to fight with pants hanging halfway down if you’re attacked
Do not stare an inmate in the eyes
Always cover the dial pad up when calling your family
Tear the return address up on the envelope when receiving mail
Always wear shoes in the shower so you don’t get parasites